OK!!!! You smartie pants. I had several of you comment or rather guess that I had taken up the sport of curling!!!! I don't like to sweep at home let alone on an ice rink while a large stone careens down the ice. That just doesn't sound fun to me. However, fastening a couple of planks to my feet and careening myself down an icy hill at 75-90 mph sounds fabulous. And you all wondered why I have knee problems!! hee hee!!
So, I have also been asked questions about my offer to be do stand up. While working as a cashier a gentleman's car broke down and he was fixing it. While standing in line myself and the other cashier were handing out put-downs back and forth to each other. It kept the customers happy and while we had a long line it was a great trick to keep people quiet. The one man happened to be the owner of the Improv over in San Francisco. He offered me a shot up at the mike and I thanked him, but I didn't really want to be a comic. I've never regretted it.
Also, yes, I do have quite a fascination with Great White Sharks. While I was tiny my father would go fishing and at his spot he caught sharks and sting rays. he would hand us a baby shark and we would play with them all day long and then let them go in the evening. I know, I was saying the same thing!! What was he thinking handing me a live shark. Needless to say I blame my Father!!!!
Are you happy you asked?!?!? Oh...you didn't did you. Oh well!!! You have now glimpsed into my crazy and somewhat pathetic little life!!!