As I was talking to a friend in the hallway on Sunday before Sunday school I turned to find one of the bishop's counselors smiling fiendishly at me. I sighed and asked when he wanted me to speak and what he wanted me to speak on. It is interesting to me in my head I actually held not one, but two conversations. I'll include both what I said and in "( )" you can read my thoughts. I think actually it would have been rather funny if I had just said what I thought. Oh well...
"Sister, we'd like to have you speak in two weeks."
"Sounds great! (GRRRRR!!!) What is my subject?"
"We'd like you to speak on the 8th article of faith."
"No problem! I'll get to work on that!! (Huh! I thought there were only 7!) Which one is that?"
"We believe the Bible to be the word of God as far as it is translated correctly. We also believe the Book of Mormon to be the word of God."
"Got it! (How in the world am I supposed to speak on that!?)"
So, I come to the masses, my blogging friends, and ask you. Do you have any ideas? Quotes, Thoughts?
Help me Obi-Bloggy kenobe! You're my only hope!!!!
Ok! So thought the Star Wars begging would help, alas I have cemented my bid as the Queen of the dorks! Yay me!!!!